Dispatchio #1

"Dispatch 7"

 Death Valley Comics 2018 

Dispatchio

   

   The true identity of Dispatchio is none other than Jimmie Dawn, an ordinary, normal, dispatch manager at the Doggonit Transport trucking company whom also happens to be the company's founder, his biggest secret.. This alter ego as a vigilante hero for truck drivers is an even bigger secret, even from his family (which is a secret even bigger than the other secrets). 

   After getting piss ass tired of his company drivers getting attacked and generally victimized by all kinds of shit while on the road, Jimmie turned to his best friend, Chandler Adams and he says; "You know what sailor? Why don't we start up a team that specializes in beatin the hell outta motherfuckers like that one and gettin our drivers outta situations like this?" Chad says; "Let's do it, cowboy. But first, let's try to get ourselves the fuck outta here!" So after the two were able to escape the clutches of a crazy, narcissistic being from outer space that had abducted them into his elaborate spaceship, they went back to the terminal of a young Doggonit Transport and immediately started planning their team that would later become, Dispatch 7. While other companies resolved their issues and situations by waiting it out and letting the criminals or whatever weird ass phenomenon was happening run its course and cost the company time and money, Jimmie and Chad decided they weren't going to let their company lose out on any more profits, and not just for their own company, other companies as well, (if there was time...). 

   Rather than lookin like a super hero, if Dispatchio looks more like a guy who snuck onto a movie set for a western movie and stole one of the cowboy costumes outta the wardrobe, then you'd be right because that's exactly what he did. Dispatchio also disguises his voice with a horrible, over the top southern accent, complete with good ole classic southern metaphors that he impressively improvises on the spot. Aside from his big ole cowboy hat and custom aviator sunglasses, Dispatchio also further conceals his identity with a classic fake mustache that he just had to take from that cowboy set. 

 Jimmie grew up watching them old western classics and looked up to western baddasses like Clint Eastwood and John Wayne. And a lot of his one liners and "super hero dialog" is inspired by their roles as western, cowboy heroes. Jimmie's always wanted to be a super hero and in the back of his heart, he knew he'd be a cowboy themed hero and doesn't seem to care- or rather notice- that he comes off as cringey, corny, and sometimes an asshole. 

 

Dispatchio (Old West) #2,

"Dispatch 7"

Death Valley Comics 2018

    Being a prodigy mechanic and engineering super genius, Dispatchio is able to build vehicles that are technologically advanced enough to rival those made for the U.S Air Force...two decades into the future., and build them within a short amount of time. His secret connections within the Air Force as well as his friend Chads connections within the Navy, gives him all the resources he needs to build the next super vehicle with capabilities that should prove useful for the entire Dispatch 7 team and any possible future threats. 

  Dispatchio is so into the old western theme that even his custom, non lethal, double D7 Jock Handgun is even more custom made into a revolver style handgun that can fire seven shots instead of the usual six, unlike the the other Jock handguns dispersed to the team. 

   While Jimmie Dawn, the secret super hero drives a "Musty Dang", an older model muscle car tweaked and souped up with modern upgrades. This is the car he usually drives to and from work or whatever. He also has a hybrid motorcycle called, "The Yeehaw" when speeding down the road on a normal day. The motorcycle was upgraded to allow flight capabilities and in this setting the bike is known as, "Pegasus". The latter setting is mostly used while in costume but is still rarely used. 

 

Personal Info 

  • His favorite song is "Aces High" by Iron Maiden
  • His favorite movie is "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly